I prefer science fiction, fantasy, and horror without the spaceships, dragons, and zombies.
This story was entertaining enough, a pleasant read, like something you'd find in an old dusty anthology of twisted tales published in the 1960s. I enjoyed it despite the predictable ending, a few awkward turns of phrase, and the giggling female protagonist. She's a weary, 32 year-old mother of three boys and giggles non-stop throughout this thing like some simpering ninny you'd find in a Strawberry Shortcake cartoon. Odd.