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Gregor Xane

I prefer science fiction, fantasy, and horror without the spaceships, dragons, and zombies.

Meat Suitcase

Meat Suitcase - Wol-vriey You will battle a horde of horse people who stand on their hind legs and wear the faces of your dead family members. You will lose your legs to a flesh-eating weapon in a never-ending war with these creatures and will find yourself frantically sodomizing the remains of a corpse on the battlefield before your genitals too can disappear. You will engage in completely heterosexual sex with a woman who is also a giant penis--and you will love it! You will fight meatdogs and a giant floating pumpkin head. You will kill thousands because it’s your duty as a Deadline soldier.

If you've not already guessed, this story is told in 2nd person and it’s absolutely insane. You've been cast as the hero in this messed up war against godless monsters and monsters who've rebelled against their gods. If you don’t want to be the hero in a story that contains all of the above-mentioned nuttiness, then you might want to give Meat Suitcase a pass.

Did I like it? Yeah. I’m pretty sure I did.