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GregorXane

Gregor Xane

I prefer science fiction, fantasy, and horror without the spaceships, dragons, and zombies.

Yes, this actually happens

If you're a self-published author and your book's blurb or author bio claims that you are a master of suspense (or horror or erotic yumminess, etc.) and this claim is:

 

  • Found on your one and only published work
  • Not attributed to anyone at all
  • Not attributed to someone people might actually have heard of

 

You are a piece of shit.